I’m as much a fan of Nat King Cole as the next chap, but I can’t for the life of me figure out the fine print to the back alley pact Mr. King Cole made with some powerful and fame-granting deity that would result in such a uniformly, and unmistakably grand record album experience, that it would warrant the need for such a marvelous, and attention grabbing phrase as, Kaleidoscopic Wondersound.
Let’s break this phrase down, shall we? Kaleidoscope is a defined by Merriam-Webster (http://www.merriam-webster.com) as:
: a tube that has mirrors and loose pieces of colored glass
or plastic inside at one end so that you see many different
patterns when you turn the tube while looking in through
the other end
: a changing pattern or scene
Now, I’m not sure this 1958 release on Camay Records, officially titled Nat King Cole’s Golden Hits, resembles anything tube-like, is made of any colored glass, nor is it in any way, shape, or form a conduit with which to change patterns or scenes. What do you think? Does its use carry with it any sort of validity? Ok, moving on…
Again with the help of our friends at Merriam-Webster (we’re not really friends), the word wonder is defined as:
: something or someone that is very surprising, beautiful,
amazing, etc.
: something that is surprising or hard to believe
Mr. King Cole is certainly a sharp dressed gentleman, but I certainly wouldn’t use the word beautiful to describe him. He is, however, somewhat amazing, something that isn’t necessarily “very surprising” or for that matter “hard to believe.”
Last but certainly not least we change pace a bit, and head to Dictionary.com for a breakdown of arguably the most important word in the phrase, sound:
: the sensation produced by stimulation of the organs of
hearing by vibrations transmitted through the air or other
medium.
So, to accurately and definitively explain the rhythmic impact of Nat King Cole’s Golden Hits, one, by definition, could describe it, and it’s implementation of Kaleidoscopic Wondersound, in any or all of the following three ways:
1. Organ stimulating pattern tubes of a surprising nature
2. Beautifully transmitted vibrations through colored glass
3. Sensational and stimulating surprises that change and has mirrors
Sounds logical to me! We hope you enjoyed your weekend and we thank you for making it through today’s nonsense (fyi, don’t look for any hidden meaning to today’s post… it isn’t there)!